Saturday, June 03, 2006

Gaptainudan Oru siriya sandibu





Photo Courtesy: The Hindu

WARNING: IF you cannot understand this, don't complain. It speaks of your magnificient ignorance of the aggzent of the kingpin of Kollywood, the chief minister aspirant, the wun and wunly VIJAYAK(g)ANTH!

Intha post damila ezhuthina than, adhai ezhuthinavalukum madhippu, athoda insbirasunukkum madhippu. Andha madiri oru insbirasun!
Oru Periya Kalyana Mandapam, athu moolaila oru chinna vellai kattidam. Ulla Periya uruvam, contrasta vellai vetti, vellai sattai. Namma Gaptain ukkandhititukaaru! Antha bose ramana mathiriya, vallarasu mathiriya-nu galgulate pannarathukulla, antha Simha kural olikuthu, "Vaanga, ugaarunga, vanagam!"
Approm, "Sollunga..."
Ethukum oru mariyathaiku chair-e konjam binaadi bush banittu ukararen. IRunthanlum romba glose quarders la Gaptain-e baakara dairiyam yaarukkum vara koodathu... Apadiye 29" TV screenla glose-up la paakara madhiri irukku. Athukappram night muzhukka athe nenaichu dhookam varama ghastapadanum! Make-up illatha face vera!
Seri, thalaivar, appadiye kaalala fight panni asathuvaarnu paatha, avaru kaiyala kumbudu pottaru. Ore dissabointment ba. :(
Firstu Da Vinghi GODU enna cinemanu theriyalenu sonnalum appram ushar aayitu, adhai dhadai pannarathula thappe illai nu sonnaru parunga, appa than light-a feelings aayiruchu enakku! Appadiye heart-e pudichutu oru vanagam onnu vechitu velliyila thalladinde vandhuten ba.
Annikku naightu vera dhookame varale ba. Yennu dhan buriyale...:)

x

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ramya,
you're a real scream!
shelob.

3:53 pm

 
Blogger Kaps said...

did he say anything about combatting bagisthan dheeviravadhis?

4:06 pm

 
Blogger WA said...

Captain vaazhga. Captain-a betti edutha Ramya Vaazhga.

Hope you are sleeping better now

5:34 pm

 
Blogger Krishna Kumar said...

oru dhamizhanaa irukkanum... dhamizh mannukku vanakkam seluththanum... naatta dhrogigalidam irundhu baadhugaakanum! vaazhga cape-tein! ramya... my post on midsummer by supple is finally up. you may not agree, but check it though!

8:58 am

 
Blogger Mukund said...

ippadi gaptain'a close-up'la paathu, betti vera edukkara dairiyam ungalukku dhaan varum :)

9:09 am

 
Anonymous ramkumar said...

Wonderful write up abt Gaptain and his 'Personality'

Have u watched the scene
in 'Narasimha' when all the top cops of the country will describe gaptun as a 'one man army'

One reason i like gaptun is for his guts. unlike the other 'kanth', this man atleast has the guts to speak out.

Ramkumar

11:24 am

 
Anonymous ramkumar said...

In 'Managara Kaval' the Prime Minister will ask Gaptun to join her office in delhi but gaptun will turn down the offer saying 'Damilukum damil mannukum sevai seriyaradhu dhaan en latshiyam'

11:30 am

 
Blogger None said...

shelob,

:)

kaps, actually, it should be GAPS! :)

appadi onnume sollale. dialogue writer illathathu oru periya handigap aayiruchu avarukku!


WA,

Naan innikku nalla dhoongaren-na, nichayama athu intha sambavathayum meeri than! :)

5:41 pm

 
Blogger None said...

kk,

sure! but, when has it been about agreeing!?! :)

Mukund,

danksu!

Ramkumar,

apadi podunga! :)

cheers!
ramya

5:43 pm

 
Blogger The Talkative Man said...

Oh no!! Not another of those no-brainer vijayakanth spoofs!!

7:31 pm

 
Blogger None said...

talkative man,

yeah, ur right, u talk too much.
u go on, go write something brainy about vijayakanth.
and prap's in all ur talking, you've missed the really nice thing about blogs? you don't HAVE to read what you don't want to.

8:03 pm

 
Blogger The Talkative Man said...

The other nice thing about blogs is that blogspot is a free site and they're on public domain. Ergo a candid comment is not out of place ;=)

8:55 am

 
Blogger Rajasekhara Rao said...

Ramya,
Unakku indha kusumbu dhaane poga maatendhu. Captain assembly le thaniya vere irukkaru, avarai poi kindal panriye. Erkanave nondhu poi irukkaru.

9:44 pm

 

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